Across
| Clues | Answers |
|---|---|
| 1a “A book which people praise and don’t read,” per Mark Twain | CLASSIC |
| 8a Cheese used in lasagna | RICOTTA |
| 9a Two hours of free drinks at a wedding, say | OPENBAR |
| 10a Swanky event in a gallery | ARTGALA |
| 11a Uncle, in Spanish | TIO |
| 12a Basketball net holder | RIM |
| 13a B&B relative | INN |
| 14a ___ kwon do | TAE |
| 15a Number shown on a dating profile | AGE |
| 16a Show that The Weeknd has performed on, aptly enough | SNL |
DOWN
| Clues | Answers |
|---|---|
| 1d Zagreb’s country | CROATIA |
| 2d Piercing seen while puckering | LIPRING |
| 3d Chemical ingredient in nail polish remover | ACETONE |
| 4d Karaoke choice | SONG |
| 5d Caribbean resort island for the ultrawealthy, familiarly | STBARTS |
| 6d Like antipasti, manicotti and gelati | ITALIAN |
| 7d Gooey part of a Snickers bar | CARAMEL |