Across
| Clues | Answers |
|---|---|
| 1a All-caps reply to a spammy political text | STOP |
| 5a Number of seasons that “Seinfeld” and “The Office” each ran | NINE |
| 6a Wild party, informally | RAGER |
| 7a Swedish furniture giant | IKEA |
| 8a Long-lasting salon treatment | PERM |
DOWN
| Clues | Answers |
|---|---|
| 1d Chinese zodiac animal | SNAKE |
| 2d Chinese zodiac animal | TIGER |
| 3d Hour following midnight | ONEAM |
| 4d The “p” of m.p.h. | PER |
| 6d Tombstone letters | RIP |