Puzzle:
FHY TNXLTLBU LV L YGKPRT TINYY HY DHSCHB KI YQLTNI-CHB VKI GHRRKFNNB, FGNB L INHRLMNT L’C H UIKFB CHB. YK, DHSCHB. − YSNQGNB XKRDNIS
Cryptoquote Answer
WAS DECIDING IF I SHOULD DRESS AS BATMAN OR SPIDER-MAN FOR HALLOWEEN, WHEN I REALIZED I’M A GROWN MAN. SO, BATMAN. − STEPHEN COLBERT